小猪吃自助餐
小xiǎo猪zhū一yì家jiā周zhōu末mò要yào去qù吃chī自zì助zhù餐cān,小xiǎo猪zhū真zhēn高?āo兴xìn?啊?,可kě是shì猪zhū妈mā妈m?却què非fēi要yào先xiān给?ěi小xiǎo猪zhū“上shàn?课kè”。
“不bú就jiù是shì吃chī饭fàn吗m??我wǒ早zǎo就jiù会huì吃chī饭fàn啦l?!用yòn?不bù着zháo上shàn?课kè!”小xiǎo猪zhū很hěn不bú耐nài烦fán。
“会huì吃chī饭fàn不bù一yī定dìn?会huì吃chī自zì助zhù餐cān!不bù跟?ēn妈mā妈m?学xué点diǎn孙sūn子zǐ兵bīn?法fǎ,你nǐ是shì吃chī不bù好hǎo自zì助zhù餐cān的de。”
“什shén么me?孙sūn子zǐ兵bīn?法fǎ?妈mā妈m?你nǐ快kuài说shuō给?ěi我wǒ听tīn?吧b?!”这zhè下xià子zi小xiǎo猪zhū来lái了le兴xìn?趣qù。
“当dān?然rán,用yòn?孙sūn子zǐ兵bīn?法fǎ三sān十shí六liù计jì,才cái能nén?吃chī好hǎo自zì助zhù餐cān。”猪zhū妈mā妈m?循xún循xún善shàn诱yòu地de说shuō。
“三sān十shí六liù计jì啊?!我wǒ可kě记jì不bú住zhù。”
“用yòn?不bù了liǎo那nà么me多duō,孙sūn子zǐ兵bīn?法fǎ三sān十shí六liù计jì里lǐ的de三sān个?è计jì就jiù足zú够?òu我w
ǒ们men在zài自zì助zhù餐cān厅tīn?里lǐ称chēn?王wán?称chēn?霸bà了le。”猪zhū妈mā妈m?很hěn有yǒu耐nài心xīn,“下xià面miàn你nǐ就jiù乖?uāi乖?uāi听tīn?吧b?。”
“第dì一yī计jì,空kōn?城chén?计jì。吃chī自zì助zhù餐cān前qián三sān天tiān,我wǒ们men只zhǐ能nén?吃chī瓜?uā果?uǒ蔬shū菜cài,还hái得děi尽jìn量liàn?少shǎo吃chī,一yí定dìn?要yào把bǎ肚dù子zi腾tén?出chū来lái。腾tén?出chū肚dù子zi来lái干?àn什shén么me就jiù不bú用yòn?我wǒ说shuō了le吧b?。”
“第dì二èr计jì,擒qín贼zéi擒qín王wán?。平pín?时shí你nǐ喜xǐ欢huān吃chī西xī瓜?uā萝luó卜bo我wǒ不bù管?uǎn,可kě是shì在zài自zì助zhù餐cān厅tīn?里lǐ你nǐ一yí定dìn?得děi拣jiǎn最zuì贵?uì的de东dōn?西xi来lái吃chī,不bú要yào在zài那nà些xiē便pián宜yi的de东dōn?西xi上shàn?浪làn?费fèi你nǐ的de力lì量liàn?,一yí定dìn?要yào懂dǒn?得de集jí中zhōn?你nǐ的de注zhù意yì力lì在zài那nà些xiē最zuì有yǒu价jià值zhí的de菜cài上shàn?面miàn。”
“第dì三sān计jì,关?uān门mén捉zhuō贼zéi。自z
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