男女变错身 剧本 英语.doc

It's a Boy Girl Thing script
Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die,
take him and cut him out to little stars -
and he'll make the face of heaven so fine.
And all the world will be in love with the night -
Mystical: Shake Ya Ass
and... make the face of heaven so fine that all...
the world will be in love....
Mystical: Shake Ya Ass
... all the world will be in love with the night...
Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Woody, will you turn that down? - Sorry, I can't hear you!
Turn the noise down!
Sorry, did you say something?
I'm trying to study but it's impossible with that racket going on!
- It's not racket, that's Mystical!
Whatever it is, will you please switch it off?
- What's it worth? - The gratitude of a music lover?
Alright, I turn it off!
If you flash me! Show me what girls are all about!
You are a pig!
- Anyway, I've seen them before! - What! You have not!
Have now!
Good morning, Mr. Fluffy.
- Woody, are you up yet? - Oh, yeah!
- Good morning, Daddy! - I have some mail for you, princess.
It's from Yale!
I have an interview next week!
I applied for early action for you, honey!
My precious little girl are going to Yale!
I have to get through the interview first, mother!
- You won't let us down, never have. - Never has.
- Isn't it exciting, Ted? - It's very excititing, Katherine.
- Are you excited? - I am.
I'm so excited I could yell it from the roof tops!
Thank you, mother!
Bachman Turner Overdrive: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
Bachman Turner Overdrive: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
Everything OK back there?
No problem, honey.
Just searing off a couple of finger prints.
Carry on, my good woman.
- Big game'ing up soon, son? - Yep!
Coach says all the big college scouts gonna be at the game.
Yeah, I know.
Speciality of the House! I call it 'Eggs What the Heck'
So much of fine cuisine is down to presentation, don't you think, son?
Oh yeah, absolutely!
You'll be the first member of my