1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? Because it makes fat fact!
2. Why is the letter E so important? Because it’s the beginning of everything!
3. Why are the letter G and letter S in“gloves” close to each other?
Because there is love between them!
4. What letter is an animal ? B( bee)
5. What letter is a question? Y(why)
6. Why is U the joyest letter? Because it’s in the midst of fun!
7. How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
Take a longer rope pare with it!
8. What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
He didn’t cheat!
9. What does everybody do at the same time? Grow old! (or Breathe)
resembles half a pie? The other half!
works only one day in a year but never gets fired? Santa Claus 圣诞老人
do lions eat raw meat? They don’t know how to cook.
13. How many sides does a circle have? Two. The inside and the outside!
14. How can you pletely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? Sleep at night
5. If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it e? wet
16. If two’pany and three’s crowd, what’s four and five? 9
17. The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year, why? They plant peach but not apple tree
18. A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. Why
19. What falls often but never gets hurt? snowflake
21. Wh
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