TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:C'mon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:AllrightJoey,?Ahumpandahairpiece?(驼背还是秃头?)Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?(Theyallstare,bemused.)Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!(我不希望她走我和Carl的老路)Monica:Okay,'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,:Oh,:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...:Insteadof...?Chandler:That':::Allofasudden,'tknowwhattodo,:Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?!Chandler:Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme![TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]Ross:(mortified):Thisguysayshello,:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...(我感觉一个人把手伸进我的喉咙,抓住我的小肠,将他从我嘴里拉出来缠在我的脖子上)Chandler:Cookie?Monica:(explainingtotheothers)::(toRoss)::Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!(不要驱赶我的灵气)No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Phoebe:Fine!Bemurky!(保持晦气吧!)Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,':Noyoudon':NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,
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