英语幽默爆笑简单笑话 英语幽默爆笑简单笑话 笑话里也有可能得到有关生活的启示哦，下面xx今天就给大家分享 一下英语的笑话给大家看看，大家一起阅读一下 汤姆的借口 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day Tom: Every time I nete to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 老师：汤姆，您为何天天上学迟到 汤姆：我每次途经拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。 老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，溺爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother"s loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right" she asked, "Did you get along all right Did you cry" "Cry" John asked. "No, I didn"t cry, but the teacher did!" 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。她的父亲知道这一点，可她的祖父母依然宠着 她。这孩子几乎寸步不离她的祖母。她想要什么不是哭，就是闹。 她第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，她奶奶在门口接她并 问道：“学校怎
