2021年英语搞笑笑话七篇搞笑的英语笑话.docx

英语搞笑笑话七篇搞笑的英语笑话

　　英语搞笑笑话七篇
英语搞笑笑话七篇 英语搞笑笑话：The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army, the general said. Nothing to it-you"ll catch on again fast. Next morning promptly at eight o"clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general"s bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer"s wife on her bottom and said, OK, sweetheart, it"s back to the village for you. 相同的职责 一个退休的四星级将军在曼哈顿的一个酒吧偶然地碰到了她以前的 勤务兵，勤务兵也退休在家。这位将军花了一整个晚上的时间来说服她回来做她 的贴身随从。你的职责和在军队时完全一样，将军说，这没什么，你很快就会再 次了解它的。
　　第二天早晨八点钟时，前勤务兵快速地进到前将军的卧室，拉开窗帘， 轻轻地摇了摇将军，然后大步走到床的另一侧，在她雇主的妻子屁股上拍了一下， 说道：好了，甜心，你该回到村庄去了。
　　英语搞笑笑话：Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John"s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy"s family name, so when he saw John"s papers, he was surprised. How old are you he said. Eighteen, sir, said John. But your brother was eighteen, too, said the docto