谢娜开公交小品台词.doc

谢娜开公交小品台词
of rural drinking water sources, protection of drinking water sources in rural areas by the end of th
售票员：哎，给老人家让个座撒
马可：凭什么每次都是我让座，大家轮着来行不行呀
售票员：他“怀孕”了勒
马可：他…….
售票员：哦不是，是她怀孕了（指了下孕妇）
马可：哎，老人家，我看你身子骨挺硬朗，要不站在那里锻炼一下
of rural drinking water sources, protection of drinking water sources in rural areas by the end of the delimitation of the scope of protection, complete with warning signs, isolating network protection facilities
of rural drinking water sources, protection of drinking water sources in rural areas by the end of the delimitation of the scope of protection, complete with warning signs, isolating network protection facilities
of rural drinking water sources, protection of drinking water sources in rural areas by the end of the delimitation of the scope of protection, complete with warning signs, isolating network protection facilities
老汉：你…..（此时美女上车）
马可：哟嗬（美女拉扶手，扶手掉了）
售票员：我说了我们车子报废13年了吧
马可：哇，美女，过来坐
老汉：哎，怎么她来了，你就让座咯
马可：我是她的亲哥哥
老人家：这就奇怪了，我是她亲爸爸咧
美女：爸爸，您坐
老汉：我什么时候又生了个儿子咯
马可：美女，请问一下现在几点了
美女：几点啦？（跑去售票员处看了下）8：40
马可：好巧哦，我的表也是8：40，你说咱们俩是不是特别有缘分呀
美女：师傅，车坏了（手环拉掉了）
售票员：车没有坏，我们司机一打嗝，它就是这种情况，我们司机还有一个好玩的习惯，我们司机最害怕别人从背后拍她了，（司机尖叫）我们司机以前在殡仪馆开过灵车，你知道不
TOP 5：
司机：前方到站人才市场，下车的乘客请走好，上车的乘客请
of rural drinking water sources, protection of drinking water sources in rural areas by the end of the delimitation of the scope of protection, comp