第 2 页 共 , and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: Come on, give me the Japanese mat.
一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说:我今日心情好,不吃你们,但你们都得挨一百零一板子,但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。先挨板子的是美国人。他说:挨板子前,先给我屁股垫上1个坐垫。垫罢,板子雨点般落下;从前70板还凑合,70板之后坐垫被打烂,然后就是板板见血打完,美国老摸着屁股走了。日本人见状后,要求10个床垫。1、2、3101打完,日本人起身,拍拍屁股,没事;然后张着臭嘴对自己的效仿实力和再缔造实力吹嘘一番,并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。中国人渐渐趴下,悠哉悠哉地说:来,把日本人给我垫上。
小学一年级英语笑话篇二
Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有一个神经病,不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪,他走在一条小黑胡同里。突然遇上一个年轻人,神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道,一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了,深思了很久。答复,等于二。神经病不假思索的打死了他。然后把抢拽在怀里,冰冷的说了一句,你知道的太多了
小学一年级英语笑话篇三
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