有关保险的正能量笑话.docx

有关保险的正能量笑话

　　笑话是一种颇受人们爱慕的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基本。XX整顿了有关正能量的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
　　有关正能量的英文笑话篇一
　　How do I get the gum out?
　　有关保险的正能量笑话

　　笑话是一种颇受人们爱慕的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基本。XX整顿了有关正能量的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
　　有关正能量的英文笑话篇一
　　How do I get the gum out?
　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.
　　When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?
　　怎么把口香糖取出来呢?
　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于她们避免耳鸣。
　　飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我立即就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才干把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”
　　有关正能量的英文笑话篇二
　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests andwent back to his desk to wait.
　　一天，专家正在给学生们监考。她发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed thatone of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
　　考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。专家发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，尚有一张纸条写着："一分一块钱。"
　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64change.
　　第二堂课，专家把试卷所有发回学生们手中。其中一种学生不仅得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。
　　有关正能量的英文笑话篇三
　　Keep feeding him nickels
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