有关超级搞笑的英语笑话大全英语笑话大全 爆笑.docx

有关超级搞笑的英语笑话大全英语笑话大全 爆笑

　　笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,风趣的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一种人,成为人们茶余饭后的调味剂。XX整顿了有关超级搞笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
　　有关超级搞笑的英语笑话篇一
有关超级搞笑的英语笑话大全英语笑话大全 爆笑

　　笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,风趣的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一种人,成为人们茶余饭后的调味剂。XX整顿了有关超级搞笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
　　有关超级搞笑的英语笑话篇一
　　Two Russian hunters meet.
　　"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, "says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
　　"How do you find such huge bears? "Sergei asks.
　　"Easy, "says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, youshoot."
　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.
　　"Didn't you follow my advice? "Ivan asks.
　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, "Sergei replies.
　　"And what came out?"
　　"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."
　　两个俄国猎人相遇。
　　“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡说，“看看这兽皮!”
　　“你是如何发现这样大的熊的?”谢尔盖问道。
　　“简朴，”伊凡说，“你站在一种洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”
　　几周后，两人会面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。
　　“难道你没有听我的建议?”伊凡问。
　　“我固然是按你的建议做的。我站在一种洞前并吹哨子，”谢尔盖答复说。
　　“出来了什么?”
　　“向着我来的，”谢尔盖说，“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”
　　有关超级搞笑的英语笑话篇二
　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick!Give me your best. I don't care the price."
　　Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lotof money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
　　The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants m