爱情公寓之变态面试.ppt

《爱情公寓之变态面试篇》
陆--陆展博(郭茂男)
吕--吕子乔(王婧霏)
L--Lisa榕(刘小华)
曾--曾小贤(王婧霏)
胡--胡一菲(杨梅)
宛--宛瑜(王永勤)
Hu:Are you doing a constellation test again?
胡:又在做星座测试?
Wan: This is in a resume.
宛:我这是在投简历。
Hu: Clearly you are
doing a test.
胡:明明就是在做题嘛。
Wan:This is called character test, I have put my resume to lots panies. Everyone will do a test before the interview.
婉:这个叫个性测试,我把简历有了很多家公司。面试之前都要先做一套测试题
Lu: This is very popular in a pany, which can test the person's heart with that position whether accord with character.
陆:这在外企很流行的,说是能检验人的内心性格跟那个岗位是否符合。
Hu: Foreigners really trouble,is there a great relationship between personality and post?
胡:外国人真麻烦,性格和岗位有很大关系吗?
Wan: But some questions are so strange.
宛:可是有些问题好奇怪哦。
Lu: Normal, these e from the psychological experts. It looks strange at first, but it can truly reflect your outlook on life, values. It is learned.
陆:正常,这些问题都是心理专家出的。咋一看很奇怪,但是可以真实地反映出你的人生观,价值观,很有学问的
Wan: Come here to see this problem, say mosquitoes and the tiger mon.
宛:你看这道题,说出蚊子和老虎的共同点。
Lu: err... This is a test of your thinking ability, to see your thinking ability is concrete or abstract.
陆:额。。。这是考验你的思维能力的,看你的思维能力是具象的还是抽象的
Wan: And what about this problem? If your dad and jay Zhou play up, which one do you want to help? A help you papa. B help jay Zhou. C look at them play .D call television
宛:那这道题呢?如果你爸爸和周杰伦打起来了,你帮谁?A 帮你爸爸B 帮周杰伦C 看着他们打D 打电话给电视台
Lu: Well... This shows that pany human resources department of the eldest brother is jay Zhou's fans, and dad also be played.
陆:嗯。。。这就说明,他们公司人力资源部的老大诗周杰伦的粉丝,而且爸爸还被人打了。
Wan: Have you met so abnormal topic when you are looking for a work?
宛:你找工作的时候,有没有遇到过这么变态的题目?
Lu: yes! There is a question that you have two pants, a dirty didn't wash, a wash not dry, which one do you choose?
陆:有啊!有一道题是这样的,你有两条内裤,一条脏了没洗,一条洗了没干,你选择穿哪条?
Hu: This is the test your values of the topic!
胡:这就是检验你价值观的题目啊!
Wan: Good sick ah, I’ll despise you, no matter you choose any one.
宛:好恶心啊,你穿那条我都鄙视你。
Lu: hum... Ha... I didn‘t choose.
陆:哼。。。哈。。。我两个都没