生活大爆炸第三季剧本18.doc

在"阿凡达"里面潘多拉星球的人做爱
Okay,in Avatar,when they have sex on Pandora,
就是把辫子结合在一起也就是说
they hook up their ponytails,so we know their ponytails
他们的辫子就像生殖器一样
are like their junk.
对啊... 所以呢?
Yeah... so?
所以他们骑马或者骑鸟
So,when they ride horses and fly on the birds,
也是用他们的辫子
they also use their ponytails.
你到底想说什么?
What's your point?
我想说如果我是马或者鸟
My point is,if I were a horse or a bird,
在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身旁肯定紧张死了
I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.
你真是奇怪
It amazes me how you constantly obsess
总是沉迷于一些科幻细节
over fictional details
现实生活中
when there are more important things
有更重要的事值得考虑
in the real world to worry about.
比如为什么威廉·夏特纳
For example,why wasn't William Shatner
没有出演新的"星际迷航"呢?
in the new Star Trek movie?
嘿 Sheldon
Hey,Sheldon.
我刚才在楼上行政办公室
I was up in the administration office,
碰巧听到了
and I happened to overhear
今年科学领域
the name of the winner
校长奖得主的名字
of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.
你是想拿我的贡献又被忽略这件事
And you want to rub my nose in the fact
来让我难堪?
that my contributions are being overlooked again?
我就是理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳
I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.
好吧洗耳恭听
All right,I'll play.
今年他们又把奖给了哪个
What self-important,preening fraud
自以为是洋洋自得的骗子?
are they honoring this year?
噢很高兴你这么问就是你
Oh,I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
- 我得奖了? - 你得奖了
- I won? - You won.
我得奖了!
I won!
太令人鸡冻了
This is astonishing.
倒不是因为是我得了奖... 没人比我更该得这个奖
Not that I won the award... no one deserves it more.
其实是我说错了
Actually,I guess I misspoke.
不是鸡冻是必然
It's not astonishing,more like inevitable.
我应该先干嘛呢
I'm not sure what to do first.
可能应该先打电话告诉我妈妈
Maybe I should call my mother.
等等! 我知道了... 我要先自我采访一下
Wait! I know... I'm going to conduct an interview
再传到网上去
with myself and post it online.
好事啊
Well,good for him.
是啊这个理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳
Yeah,the one thing the William Shatner
是需要再自负一点
of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
是不是感觉那长矛
Didn't it look like that spear
直接刺穿你的头骨?
was going to go right through your skull?
没觉得
No.
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