老友记第一季01剧本.docx

老友记第一季01剧本《Friends》剧本(第一季)101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!Joey:C'mon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!少来了,你和那个人一起出去!和你交往的男人一定有问题!Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice. Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?打住,乔伊,最下留德。他驼背?即驼背又戴假发?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?慢着,他吃粉笔吗?(Theyallstare,bemused.)Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Monica:Okay,'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-,这不算是约会。我们不过是出去一起吃晚餐,而不是做爱。Chandler:。[TimeLapse]Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,,我站在自助餐厅,突然发现自己全身赤裸。All:Oh,。Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...,看见有一支电话……在那儿。Joey:Insteadof...?而不是……?Chandler:That'。Joey:::Allofasudden,'tknowwhattodo,,而我不知道怎么办,每个人都开始望着我。Monica:Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?!他们以前不看你吗?Chandler:Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!结果是我妈打来,我感到很奇怪,因为我妈不曾打过电话给我![TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]Ross:(mortified):Thisguysayshello,。Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?你还好吧?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙抓起我的肠子,从我的口中取出,然后绑在我脖子上……Chandler:Cookie?要饼干吗?Monica:(explainingtotheothers)::(toRoss),谢了。Ross::Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?不要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。Phoebe:Fine! Bemurky!好,继续痛苦吧Ross:I'llbe