绝望主妇第一季.doc

绝望主妇第一季第一集
My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life. That all changed last Thursday. Of course everything seemed as normal at first. I made my breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the days as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. What is why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve an revolver that had never been used.
Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on my unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months ago. And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But only for a moment, if there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the right side.
2．Here we are. Waffles.
3、I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And as people do in this situation, they brought food.
4. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. Of cause, she didn’t cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.
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