英语幽默小故事-课件(PPT讲稿).ppt

【1】 At the Lesson of Geography (在地理课上) A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “ What is this, John? ” John got up and said: “ Your forefinger .”【1】 At the Lesson of Geography (在地理课上) A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “ What is this, John? ” John got up and said: “ Your forefinger .”【2】 At the Lesson of Physics (在物理课上) Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples . Pupil (学生) :Cold contracts, heat expands . That's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer . 【2】 At the Lesson of Physics (在物理课上) Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples . Pupil (学生) :Cold contracts, heat expands . That's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer . 【3】 Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it . Nick ( thinks a little and says ): They all have . 【3】 Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it . Nick ( thinks a little and says ): They all have . 【4】 The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please . Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes . 【4】 The pen 比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢? 比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。 Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please . Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes . 【5】 Anne's Age (安妮的年龄) Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen . Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old . Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen .