笑话作为民间俗文学的一个主要体裁,含有深厚的民族文化内涵。本文是有关小学英语笑话短文，期望对大家有帮助! 有关小学英语笑话短文：It's not my fault 不是我的错 Mother (reprimanding训斥，训斥 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 母亲(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。 有关小学英语笑话短文：Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned. You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long? Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay. 一切全部正常 一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，她们对此深感焦虑。她们带她去找教授诊治，但医生们总以为她没有毛病。以后有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子忽然开口了：母亲，面包烤焦了。 你说话了!你说话了!她母亲叫了起来。我太快乐了!但为何花了这么长的时间呢? 哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切全部很正常。 有关小学英语笑话短文：It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good. Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out. They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was
