生活大爆炸剧本（英文）第二季第五集.doc

THE BIG BANG THEORY
by
Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady
Season 2, Episode 5 (s02e05) Title: The Euclid Alternative
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Sheldon: Good morning, Leonard.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Sheldon: Yeah, we're gonna have to stop by Pottery Barn on the way to work. I bought these “Star Wars” sheets. But they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep. I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
Leonard: I'm not going to work.
Sheldon: Oh, just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
Leonard: Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser for my x-ray-diffraction experiment.
Sheldon: Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then you can drive. Let's go.
Leonard: Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and that you'd have to make other arrangements?
Sheldon: You did.
Leonard: And?
Sheldon: I didn't. Let's go.
Leonard: Good night, Sheldon.
Sheldon: But how am I going to get to work?
Leonard: Take the bus.
Sheldon: But I can't take the bus anymore. They don't have seat belts. And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
Leonard: You tried to lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
Sheldon: I didn't try, I succeeded. But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.