A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. Asa matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." 有位小老太太去看医生:“医生, 我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题, 只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了 20 多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。” The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days e back to see me next week." 医生说: “好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。” The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." 一星期后老太太来了,“医生, 你到底给的我什么药, 现在我放屁还是没声音, 但是怎么这么臭! ” The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing." 医生说: “太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”圣诞树 Christmas Tree 据称,圣诞树最早出现在古罗马 12 月中旬的农神节,德国传教士尼古斯在公元 8世纪用纵树供奉圣婴。随后,德国人把 12 月 24 日作为亚当和夏娃的节日,在家放上象征伊甸园的“乐园树”,上挂代表圣饼的小甜饼,象征赎罪;还点上蜡烛, 象征基督。到 16 世纪,,为求得一个满天星斗的圣诞之夜, 设计出在家中布置一颗装着蜡烛的圣诞树。圣诞老人 Santa Claus 圣诞老人原指公元 4世纪时小亚细亚专区的主教尼古拉,他因和蔼可亲慷慨济贫万里闻名。到了 6世纪,东方把他尊称为圣尼古拉。由于民间有关尼古拉的传说中,都联系到少年儿童和礼物,从此,圣诞老人便成为专门在圣诞节向孩子们送礼物的慈祥老人的形象。到了 18 世纪,通过文学和绘画,圣诞老人逐渐成为身穿红外衣的白胡子、白眉毛老人形象。圣诞礼物 Christmas Gift 据《圣经》记载,来自东方的圣人在耶稣降生的时候赠送礼物,这就是圣诞老人为儿童赠送礼品习俗的由来。英国孩子在圣诞前夕把长统袜子放在壁炉旁,相信圣诞老人在夜里会从大烟囱下来
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