英语小笑话小故事短篇一年级英语小故事短篇.doc

英语小笑话小故事短篇一年级英语小故事短篇
英语短篇小笑话小故事篇一
主日课
A
boy arrived late to his Sunday school
was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was
boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church ,
the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing.“Yes，”;the
youngster replied.”He
said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”;
一个小男孩上主日课迟到了。可他平时总是很准时的，所以老师就问他是不是出了什么问题。小男孩回答说，他本来计划今天去钓鱼的，但是他的父亲却让他必须去教堂。老师很感动，接着问他的父亲有没有告诉他为什么去教堂比钓鱼更重要?“是的，”小男孩回答说，“他说他带的鱼饵不够两个人用。”
英语短篇小笑话小故事篇二
A teacher asked one of his students: “What is the longest and what is the shortest?”
老师问他的一个学生:“什么最长，什么最短?”
The student answered immediately: “The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.”;
一个学生马上回答说:“下课前的几分钟最长了，考试前的儿分钟最短。”
英语短篇小笑话小故事篇三
The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday
I was late pleting the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t
Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the .“Hello
,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I re