英语话剧-孔雀东南飞.doc

孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort)
刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) me!
刘兰芝:Mum,I’m not interrupting just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
刘母(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
刘兰芝(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲扔到地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(焦仲卿睡眼惺忪上)
焦仲卿(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!
(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has have to cook for my mother and myself.
焦母(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
焦仲卿:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
焦母(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
焦仲卿(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(焦仲卿开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
土匪A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
土匪B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
土匪C:If