趣味英语打油诗.docx

趣味英语打油诗
趣味英语打油诗——WOMEN
by Marvin Yip.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don"t, you

趣味英语打油诗
趣味英语打油诗——WOMEN
by Marvin Yip.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don"t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don"t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don"t, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"
If you don"t you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don"t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it"s bad
If you don"t , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn"t respect her
If you don"t, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it"s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that"s a girl"s way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
趣味英语打油诗——WOMEN
by Marvin Yip.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don"t, you are not a man