简单英语幽默笑话.docx

简单英语幽默笑话
简洁英语幽默笑话一：Where It Should Be Plugged
　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who wa简单英语幽默笑话
简洁英语幽默笑话一：Where It Should Be Plugged
　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged? She waited for an answer expectfully .
　　Plug in nose. is the answer.
　　一位母亲非常擅长利用每一个机会对孩子进行教化。。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：看，这里有两个铜片，那它肯定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应当插在哪儿呢?母亲期盼着儿子的回答。
　　插在鼻子里!儿子回答说。
　　简洁英语幽默笑话二：问问你自己的吧
　　Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make sallied forth. What time is it，Bub?They tell me you can tell time by your nose，said the visitor to the first newsboy they met. Ask your own，mister，mine ain't run nin’，was the reply.
　　这是华盛顿的一个阴冷天。钱普克拉克正和一个来访的英国人探讨城市的流浪儿，英国人具体地叙述着伦敦式天才的机灵。克拉克宣称，要是对方向华盛顿街上任何一个儿童提任何问题，那孩子都会对答如流。他们便动身了。 什么时候了，小兄弟?人们说你能用鼻子报时。 回答是：先生，问问你自己的吧，的不在走呢。
　　简洁英语幽默笑话三：What Was It She Wanted?
　　A store manager heard a clerk tell a