儿童英语故事：英语小幽默.docx

儿童英语故事：英语小幽默
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
　　Man:He is really does do?
　　Child:A maintenance m

儿童英语故事：英语小幽默
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
　　Man:He is really does do?
　　Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
　　他真是一个大人物
　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。
　　男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?
　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
　　一名伟人
　　教师：假如莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?
　　学生：固然。由于到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there”s a dead fly in my soup.
　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it”s the heat that kills it.