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英语短文故事（幽默笑话）
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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll g up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
    At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
    Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
    His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
    一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事，儿子回信说道：“看在上帝的面上，千万不要翻松花园的泥土，我把枪埋在那儿了。
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    第二天凌晨4点，一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍，但并没有找到任何枪支。”
    老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情，问到底发生了什么事情，下一步应该怎么做。
    儿子回信道：“你只管种土豆好了。”
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
    The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
　　一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。”
　　妈妈激动地说：“那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么？”
　　小女孩回答说：“我的家庭作业。”
 
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den（私室，贼窝） . What is the big brass gong（锣） and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?
    Watch, the man said and proceeded