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经典英语话剧剧本
经典英语话剧剧本
经典英语话剧剧本(一)
演员表:
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。
第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠
旁白:Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.
Birdsaredancinginthecold.
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.
Windiscominginsilence.
Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.
Y与X相遇。
X:oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!
Y:Haha,Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme,whoareyouonearth?couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous-------?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great,youknowme!

Y抱腿:Please,please……Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!
X:No,Imustkillyou!
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''-year-oldmotheandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don''''''''''''''''tforceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks,ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure,must!milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子,蹲下:Oach,Oach!
Y大笑:HaHa……
X可怜状:help!help!Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What?
X:Toliet?
Y:What?
X:The"WC"?
Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC"now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’sgo!
第二幕:无间道
H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!(指Y)thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.
H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,sairandaids?
Y:Yes,Ido.
K:Huamanlou,!(音乐停)
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切:king!dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi?Whatdoesthatmean?ItisnotEnglish,isn’tit?
Y:Howclever……
X冷酷:yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的'腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme?Why?

Y:Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,,I’lltellyou"Iloveyou",Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellthelady’s"WC"!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X:m-i-l-k?haha,ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K:ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning?whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid!Itmeans"Iloveyou".
K:Don’tsaythat"youloveme".I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come,come…(X上去抓住K)
K:!
X:Howcanyoukillme?haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子,蹲下)
K:thankyouverymuch,,I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation.
Y:That’?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:!Hahaha……小品剧本大全
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I……do.
H顶着摇头:X,no,no,youcan’tgotoLady’s"WC".Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauseyouareX!youarethebestmanofChinesekongfu!
X:whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable?whencanIgetmyfreedom?mustbethedeadday?!
K:,whywillyoudieinsuchabadsorrowway!gointotheLady’sWC,thendie,comfortablly!goahead!
H:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!
K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou?
H:myrealnameisLuXiaofeng------’maspy.
K惊讶:!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng?X’wife?
Y:!doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!becauseofyou,Ideeideneverbelieveanyoneelse,,justfortoday!(轻声说)Xwilldie,goandseehim,please.
H扑倒在X的身边:X,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefatureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!
K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!
Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!
H:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏,K吓跑。音乐《再见,警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleavemehere,youknowIloveyouandIhavenothingexceptyounow,pleasenotabandonme!realizethatI’,Iintendtobeback,helpme,Ikeyyou,begyou------’llneverdothatagain!(Y死,音乐停)

(X咳,H扑到身边,电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起)
H:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.
X:gohome!?
H:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove!
X:doyouwantmelivealifeinsuchasorrowway?ok,ok,!youknow,Ihavenottimeleft,butyouhave,promisethatyouwillbehappyeveryday!Youmustdomethishonor…promisemeyouwillsurvive…thatyouwillnevergiveup…nomatterwhathappens…nomatterhowhopeless…promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.
H:Ipromise.
X:Neverletgo.
H:,
''''''''llneverletgo.(X死)
H:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!,solifecancomefromthebeginning!(H自刎,艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。)
经典英语话剧剧本(二)
旁白:It’,,herhusband-to-be.(边说边介绍,三人坐在课桌上)
Oscar:Oh,honey~AreyouOK?(边说边将手搭上Rose肩)
Jack:Sheismygirl.(打开Oscar的手)

Oscar:Youaresocold.(脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众)whatyouwear,whatyouare.
Jack:Whatareyoudoing!(扔掉校服,脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖,面向观众)BoSideng(波斯登),warmandcomfortable,it’smychoice.(将羽绒服披在Rose身上)
Rose:(向Jack)Iloveyou.(向观众)ButIloveBoSidengmore.
Oscar:Hey!Sheismywife-to-be,whoareyou?
Jack:(我的地盘我做主)。
Oscar:PeopleontheEarthallknow,She,andI,:Butnow……
Jack:Don’tsayanymore!Takeyourknifeout!(从口袋里掏出铅笔,紧握手中)
Oscar:’sgofighting!(同样掏出铅笔紧握手中)
Jack&Oscar:Fighting!(用铅笔互戳)----小蜜蜂~
Rose:No,no,no!Pleasestop!(拉二人)(J&O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水)
Rose:Help,help!(Jack&Oscar将拉上Rose桌子)
Oscar:Honey,howareyou?
Rose:(向观众)PiaoRou(飘柔),justsoconfident~(甩头发)
(Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水)Oscar:Help,help!
Rose:Oh,no!(向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓过Rose的手,对视)
Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰,你是我的花…Youaremylife,youaremyhoney~
Rose:But……whataboutOscar?
Jack:Don’tpayattentiontohim.
Rose:~Iloveyou,lovingyou,likemouseloverice~
旁白:Atthistime,Oscarhasbeenfaraway……’scolderandcolder.

Jack:Doyoufeelcold?
Rose:.
Jack:Don’!(从口袋里掏出打火机,并向观众展示)ThisisamagicDaHuoji(打火机)。(Jack按下打火机)(Superwoman上,胸前贴一张纸,上书S)
Superwoman:(向观众)DoyouknowwhoamI?IamSuperwoman!’mwillingtohelpothers.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?(Superwoman无视,面向Jack)
Superwoman:Oh,prettyboy~Comehere,Iwillsaveyou.
Jack:Takemygirltogether.
Superwoman:Noway!(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火机)
(IndianPrincess上,向观众合掌问候)
Princess:IamaprincessfromIndia.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?
Princess:,.(从口袋里掏出围巾)(Jack&Rose尝试伸出脚,Princess上下晃动围巾)
Princess:Oh,no,it’sbroken!Myblanket!(边说边后退,渐远)
(IndianPrincess下)(Jack第三次还没按,HarryPotter上,提着扫帚)
Harry:Yi?WhereamI?(向观众)’mfromHogwarts(霍格沃茨)。Ilosemyway.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?
Harry:Ireallywanttohelpyou,butmyabilityislimited.(耸肩)
Jack:(愤怒地)Oh,mygod!Goawayatonce!(指向前方)(HarryPotter下)

旁白:Suddenly,thelifeboatisshakingbecauseJackandRosearetooheavy.
Jack:Rose,,’tsupportusfor
,soIwilljumpintothesea.
Rose:No,no,,thisisaquestion.
Jack:ThenlettheGoddecideit(二人低头虔诚祈祷状)
Rose:Godwillblessus.(Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来,包剪锤)
Jack&Rose:Onetwothree!(Jack出锤子,Rose出包子)
Jack:,it’sGod’schoice.(Rose连连摇头)
Rose:Oh,,Jack,whyyournameisJack!
Jack:-bye!(Jack跳下桌子,Rose伸手拉,未果)
Rose:Youjump,Ijump.(Rose跳下桌子,O未死,继续叫救命……)
(旁白唱myheartwillgoon,音乐起,全剧终。Jack&Rose跳舞,张开手臂经典动作作结。)。