英文简历中避讳的话.doc

英文简历中避讳的话
致命的大错
”Finished 8tth in my highh school gradduating classs of 10.”
”QQualificationns: No educattion or experrience.”
”I am relativelly intelligennt, obedient and loyal ass a puppy.”
”pensaation should be at least equal to my age.”
”Reasson for Leaviing: It had tto do with thhe IRS, FBI aand SEC.”
”FFired becausee I fought foor lower pay..”
”Size of employer: Veery tall, proobably over 665”.
”Pleasse disregard the enclosedd resume-it iis terribly oout of date.””
”Reason foor Leaving: MMy boss said the end of tthe world is near.”
”Reaason for Leavving: The ownner gave new meaning to tthe word paraanoia. I preffer to elaborrate private
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打字错误与语法法错误
”Here arre my qualifiications for you to overllook.”
”Streengths: Abiliity to meet ddeadlines whiile poser..”
”I am a rrabid typist..”
”Work Hisstory: Perforrmed brain waave tests,18779-1981.”
”AAfter receiviing advice frrom several ddifferent anggels, I have decided to ppursue a new line of workk.”
”Accountting cleric.””
”As indictted, I have oover five yeaars of experiience analyziing investmennts.”
”Suspeected to gradduate e analyzing investments..”
”Suspecteed to graduatte early nextt year.”
”Diisposed of $ billion iin assets.”
”Proven abiliity to track down and corrrect erors.””
”plisshments: Overrsight of enttire departmeent.”
”Am a perfectionisst and rarelyy if if ever forget detaiils.