生活大爆炸，让人喷饭的经典台词.doc

生活大爆炸让我喷饭的经典台词
Season 1
Episode 1
Penny:So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon:Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Penny:那么,你们平时都玩儿些什么?
Sheldon:今天我们刚试过靠自慰赚钱。
Penny:God, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years…that's like as long as high school!
Sheldon:It took you four years to get through high school?
Penny:老天呀,要知道我和他同居了四年。四年……那可是和高中一样长啊!
Sheldon:你用了四年才读完高中?
Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... I still love him. Is that crazy?
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: 你知道最悲哀的是什么吗?即使我痛恨他的欺骗,他的不忠……我仍然爱他。我是不是疯了?
Sheldon: 是的。
Leonard:What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.
Sheldon:Yes, but not of the same species.
Leonard:你凭什么认为她不会和我上床?我是个男的她是个女的。
Sheldon:没错,但不是同一个物种。
Sheldon:You think with your penis.
Leonard:That's a biological impossibility. 
Sheldon:你在用下半身思考。
Leonard:从生理上说是不可能的。 
Leonard:And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.
Sheldon:Well, you got me out of my pants.
Leonard:Anyway, I've learned my lesson. She's out of my league. I'm done with her. Got my work, one day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone.
Sheldon:Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone.
Leonard:Thank you, Sheldon. You're a good friend.
Sheldon:And you're certain