老友记第一季01剧本.docx

《Friends》剧本（第一季）
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
没什么好说！她不过是我同事！
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往男人一定有问题！
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
打住，乔伊，最下留德。她驼背？即驼背又戴假发？
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
慢着，她吃粉笔吗？
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔覆辙
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
各位别急，这不算是聚会。我们不过是出去一起吃晚餐，而不是做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
听起来像是说我聚会。
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
记得中课时代梦， 我站在自助餐厅， 忽然发觉自己全身赤裸。
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
我做过那样梦。
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
我低头一看， 看见有一支电话……在那儿。
Joey: Instead of...?
而不是……？
Chandler: That's right.
没错。
Joey: Never had that dream.
我没做过那样梦
Phoebe: No.
没有
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
那支电话忽然响起， 而我不知道怎么办， 每个人全部开始望着我。
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
她们以前不看你吗？
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
结果是我妈打来， 我感到很奇怪， 因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
嗨
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
你还好吧？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached do