笑话则映射出不一样的社会生活,是各民族智慧的集中表现,反应了本民族的生活观和价值观。XX整理了正能量的英语笑话，欢迎阅读! 正能量的英语笑话篇一 A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to theofficer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him —he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over theborder yet?" 一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官?” “没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很快乐你取得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?” 她想了一会说“哦，我以为，我应该去考驾照”。 坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意她说的，她喝醉了酒说胡话呢. “后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。” 此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗?” 正能量的英语笑话篇二 The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." 婚姻的成本 一个小男孩问她的父亲，“父亲，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?” “我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回复。 正能量的英语笑话篇三 Contented Married Life A man was tellin
