多年来,冷笑话作为一个新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。xx整理了最搞笑的英文笑话，欢迎阅读! 最搞笑的英文笑话篇一 Aren't Kidss Wonderful? 小孩子实在了不起! Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny. 母亲和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。 Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?" 小强尼一如往常问东问西，“妈咪，什么是紧急煞车?" “Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?" “为何那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?" "Why can't I lean out the window?" etc. “为何身体不能伸出窗外?"等等诸如这类问题。 His mother was becoming ever more exasperated. 母亲实在忍不住要发脾气了。 Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?" 最终小强尼又问：“妈咪，刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?” "I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read." “我不知道，强尼，你可不能够不要烦我，我正在看书呢!” A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what stationthat was, cause that's where Little Ronny got off." 一阵平静后，强尼说：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道罗尼下车的哪个车站。" 最搞笑的英文笑话篇二 Can't You Be Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一点? The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically, 一位年轻的政客打电话给她母亲，快乐地说道： "Hey, Mom, I just won the election! " “嘿，妈，我刚赢得这次的选举呢!” "Honestly, dear?" exclaimed his mother. “你没在骗我吧，亲爱的?”她的母亲惊叫。 " Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?" “喔，妈!在这种时刻你还要提出像这么的问题吗?(你这时还不相信我吗/你还认为我是政客的虚假作风吗?)不
