【最搞笑的英语小笑话段子】 超搞笑20个短笑话段子.doc

【最搞笑的英语小笑话段子】 超搞笑20个短笑话段子
笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面，是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环。小编整理了最搞笑的英语小笑话段子，欢迎阅读!
最搞笑的英语小笑话段子篇一
同在一艘船上
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in theircatch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if heknew the other two.
Oh yes, he said. They are my friends.
In that case, warned the officer, you d better get them out of here!
Yes, sir, the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
三名男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。
一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。
喔，认识， 他说， 他们是我的朋友。
那样的话， 警察告诫说， 你最好把他们从这里弄走。
好的，警官。 那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。
最搞笑的英语小笑话段子篇二
理应如此
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression onmy new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. That sa great scent, I said, making conversation.
Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some, she said, holding the bottle out for me.
Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - Actually, it s kind of fitting, sheexplained, surveying the