最搞笑的英语小笑话段子 超搞笑20个短笑话段子.docx

最搞笑的英语小笑话段子 超搞笑20个短笑话段子

　　笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面，是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺乏的一环。XX整理了最搞笑的英语小笑话段子，欢迎阅读!
　　最搞笑的英语小笑话段子篇一
　　同在一艘船上
　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in theircatch.
　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if heknew the other two.
　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. "
　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"
　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
　　三名男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。她们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。
　　一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，她问中间的那个男子是否认识其它两位。
　　“喔，认识，”她说，“她们是我的好友。”
　　“那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把她们从这里弄走。”
　　“好的，警官。”那男子回复说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。
　　最搞笑的英语小笑话段子篇二
　　理应如此
　　As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression onmy new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That'sa great scent," I said, making conversation.
　　"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.
　　Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it's kind of fitting," sheexplained, surveying the damage. "That's exactly how the