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While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.
在夏威夷岛度假时，我参观了二战纪念馆。这个馆建在战争中被打沉的美军战舰Arizona号上，以纪念那些在珍珠港战斗中死亡的将士们。参观完上岸时，我在台阶上滑了一跤，把拇指划破了。
Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."
回到家后，我的拇指仍然没有愈合。于是，我预约了大夫。去看大夫时，我需要说清受伤的原因。我觉得要想把话说清楚必须要从头讲起，于是我这样开了头:"在珍珠港，我
受了伤......，，
" Well，"the nurse interrupted."It took you long enough to report it !"
"噢，"护士打断了我的话说，"怎气过了这么多年，你才把它说出来?"
关于初中英语小笑话故事篇2
My husband was showing a box of his baby things，which had been saved for him by his mother to our five-year-old son. He took out a pair of bronzed baby shoes
mounted with an ashtray between them."Oh, look,Chris,"he said. "These are Daddys first walking shoes."
一次，我丈夫拿出一个盒子给我们五岁的儿子看。这个盒子是由他母亲替他收藏的他儿时的用品盒。我丈夫从盒子里取出一双中间还夹有烟缸的古铜色的童鞋说:"噢，克瑞斯，你看，这就是爸爸学走步时穿的鞋。"
Chris stared in amazement. "Daddy,"he said，"I dont see how you ever learned to walk with that ashtray stuck between your feet."
克瑞斯吃惊地望着那双鞋，"爸爸，"