精灵猫猫宝典 猫猫精灵.doc

精灵猫猫宝典 猫猫精灵.doc精灵猫猫宝典 猫猫精灵
The Ten Cat Commandments1. I am the Lord of thy . Thou shall have no other pets before . Thou shalt not ever ignore . I shall ignore thou when I feel like . Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of . Remember my food dish and keep it . Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for . Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up . Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon . Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me “十诫”1、我是你房子的主人。2、在我面前你不能有其他的宠物。3、你永远都不能忽视我的存在。4、只要我愿意，就可以忽视你的存在。5、我时刻都陪着你，所以你应该心存感激。6、要记得我的食盘，并保持它是满着的。7、你应该倾其所有为我添置玩具和礼物。8、你的膝盖应该时刻准备好，好让我能蜷在上面睡觉。9、你应该对我倾注超出需要之外的爱和关注。10、最重要的是，只要能让我开心，什么事情你都应该去做。THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CATMake the world your you can’t get your way, lay across the keyboard till you you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you find a good patch of sun to nap in trouble, just purr and look is hard, and then you never killed anything except maybe a few in doubt, cop an is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy your way to the top, that’s why the curtains are your mark in the world, or at least spray in each give generousl