假期邮件自动回复.doc

假期邮件自动回复.doc假期邮件自动回复
假期邮件自动回复
普通青年版
Thank you for your message. I am currently out of the office, with [limited] [no] access to email.
I will be returning on [day, date].
If you need assistance before then, you may reach me at [phone number].
For urgent issues, please contact [name] at [email address] or [telephone number].
[Signature]
感谢你发来的邮件。我现在不在公司，不方便（无法）查收邮件。
我将于（几月几日，周几）回来。
如果在此之前你需要帮助，可以打这个电话（xxxxx）找到我。
如遇紧急情况，请联系（其他某个人），ta的联系方式是（邮箱）或（电话号码）。
署名
. 如果遇上节假日，最后可以加一句“Happy holidays!”（节日快乐）。
逗比版
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldnt have received anything at all.
如果你收到这个自动回复，那是因为我不在公司。但如果我在公司的话，你可能啥都没收到。
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
感谢你发来的邮件。你已进入排队系统，你拿到的号码是352，预计将于大约19周内收到回复。
Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $ for the first ten words and $ for each additional word in your message.
感谢你发来的邮件。邮件中的词需要收取费用，费用将从你的信用卡扣除，，。
I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta instead of Steve.
接下来的两周，我将休病假。等我回来工作了，别再称呼我“Steve”，请叫我“Loretta”。（暗指邮件主人去做变性手术了：）

Dear Sir or Madam,