超级搞笑笑话大全【超搞笑的英语笑话大全】.doc

超级搞笑笑话大全【超搞笑的英语笑话大全】

运用唱歌、笑话这种形式进行初中英语教学,能够培养学生学习英语的兴趣,让他们在愉快,轻松的氛围中获得知识。小编精心收集了超搞笑的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
超搞笑的英语笑话篇1
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?
Ten. Jim says.
Then, Mother asks.
Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn t it right?
十块糖
妈妈问儿子： 吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖?
10块。 吉姆说。
10块? 妈妈问。
是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗?
超搞笑的英语笑话篇2
Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, Dad, are flies yummy?
Dad frowns and says, No, I think it s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It s a silly question.
But Tony says, There was one fly in your plate.
苍蝇好吃吗?
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼问他的爸爸： 爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?
爸爸皱眉说： 我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。
可是托尼说： 刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。
超搞笑的英语笑话篇3
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.
That