简短英文笑话超级搞笑-超级搞笑笑话大全.docx

简短英文笑话超级搞笑:超级搞笑笑话大全
　　超级搞笑的简短英文笑话篇一
Of course，there are limitations
当然，凡事总有例外
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其他野兽大失所望，说道：我们正在欣赏音乐哩!
Eh? said the lion, cupping its hand to its ear.
呃?，狮子弯曲手掌成杯子状靠着耳朵说道。
　　超级搞笑的简短英文笑话篇二
And uncalling cold
一次特别的伤风感冒
On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out.
一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，有列送葬队伍正沿着陡峭的山路向墓地前进，这时突然间灵车的后门破开，棺材滑出车外。
To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists and pedestrians. At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. It crashed into the counter and the lid flew ，棺材滑下山坡，冲散了汽车和行人，接着它以高速冲上人行道并滚进一家药房，最后棺材撞到了柜台里面，盖子则崩开了。For Heavens sake, said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist, give me something to stop this coffin. 看在老天的份上，棺木中的尸体向惊魂未定的药剂师说道:给我一点东西把棺材停止下来。










　　超级搞笑的简短英文笑话篇三
Face it
用脸去敲钟
Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bellof Notre Dame the first man who applied for t