像女人一样行动，像男人一样思考.pdf

STEVE HARVEYSSTEEVEHARRVVEYYDenene MillnerLady,Act Like aTHINK LIKE AManThis book is dedicated to all hope is to empower you with a wide-open look into the minds of men. IntroductionEverything You Need to Know AboutMen and Relationships Is Right Here 11THE MIND-SET OF A MAN1 What Drives Men 112Our Love Isn’t Like Your Love 193The Three Things Every Man Needs: Support, Loyalty, and the Cookie 374“We Need to Talk,” and Other Words That Make Men Run for Cover49 2WHY MEN DO WHAT THEY DO5First Things First: He Wants to Sleep with Yo u 616 Sports Fish vs. Keepers: How Men Distinguish Between the Marrying Types and the Playthings 697Mama’s Boys 858Why Men Cheat 953 THE PLAYBOOK: HOW TO WIN THE GAME9Men Respect Standards—Get Some 11510The Five Questions Every Woman Should Ask Before She Gets in Too Deep 12911The y-Day Rule: Getting the Respect You Deserve 14712If He’s Meeting the Kids After You Decide He’s “the One,” It’s Too Late 16313Strong, Independent—and Lonely—Wome n 17914How to Get the Ring 19315Quick Answers to the Questions You’ve Always Wanted to Ask 205Acknowledgments231About the AuthorCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the PublisherVI’ve made a livingfor more than twentyyears makingpeople laugh—about themselves, about each other, about family,andfriends, and, most certainly, about love, sex, and rela-tionships. My humor is always rooted in truth and full of wis-dom—the kind es from living, watching, learning,and knowing. I’m told my jokes strike chords with people be-cause they can relate to them, especially the ones that explorethe dynamics of relationships between men and women. It never ceasestoamaze me how much people talk about rela-tionships, think about them, read about them, ask about them—even get in them without a clue how to move them forward. For sure, if there’s anything I’ve discoveredduring myjourneyhere on God’s earth, it’s this: (a) too many women are clueless about men, (b) men get away with a whole lot of stuff in rela-EVERYTHING YOU N