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　　After checking the couple out, the doctor told them they were physically okay but might want to start writing all the things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left .
　　Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, where are you going? he replied, To the kitchen. she asked, Will you get a bowl of ice cream? He replied, Sure. She then asked him, Dont you think you should write it down so you can remember it? He said No, I can remember that. She then said, Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know youll forget that. He said, I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. She replied, Well, I also would like whip cream on top, I know you will forget that so youd better write it down. Withirritation in his voice, he said, I dont need to write that down, I can remember that, He thenfumed into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and sa