英语笑话短文带翻译 英语笑话短文带翻译大全.docx

英语笑话短文带翻译 英语笑话短文带翻译大全
　　冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出此时此刻我们身边的不行无视的新的语言现象。冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间缔造出一种特别的气氛。我共享英语笑话短文带翻译， the doctor told them they were physically okay but might want to start writing all the things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left .
　　Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, where are you going? he replied, To the kitchen. she asked, Will you get a bowl of ice cream? He replied, Sure. She then asked him, Dont you think you should write it down so you can remember it? He said No, I can remember that. She then said, Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know youll forget that. He said, I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. She replied, Well, I also would like whip cream on top, I know you will forget that so youd better write it down. Withirritation in his voice, he said, I dont need to write that down, I can remember that, He thenfumed into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, You forget my toast.



　　一对八十岁的老夫妇记性不好，于是确定到医生那里检查，担忧哪里有什么毛病。
　　医生检查完后告知他们体检正常，只是为了协助记忆，他们可以