最难搞定的八种极品室友.doc

最难搞定的八种极品室友(图) 八大最难搞的室友青年旅馆本来是交友和分享经历的好地方,可是你的好旅行绝对会被下面这八种人给毁了的!小编表示不只是在青年旅馆,住宿舍的孩子有没有遇到这些个难搞的室友,请对号入座吧: Hostels are great places to cultivate friendships and share your experiences abroad. It's just a shame you can't always choose your neighbors. Meet the 8 people you never want to find sleeping above or below your bed. 青年旅馆是个培养友谊和分享经历的好地方,只有一点很遗憾,你没法选择你的邻居或室友。为你介绍八种最难搞的旅馆室友,相信我,你绝对不会想要跟他们同处一室甚至住上下床铺的: one-man eating band 一个吃货的协奏曲 If it doesn't crunch or crinkle, he won't eat it. 不能发出嘎吱作响或者沙沙声儿的食物他是不会吃的。 How to identify: He dines on only the most pungent, debris-yielding, noisily packaged foodstuffs ... at all times. His bunk is no more a sleeping quarters than an ogre's lair of gnashed pork byproducts and discarded nut husks. 识别雷达:他从来只吃那种味道最辛辣、会产生碎屑和噪音的包装食品。他的床铺已经不是睡觉的地方的了,简直就是食人魔的老窝:满是咬过的猪肉副产品和四处乱丢的果壳。 Reason to hate: Once the crumbs fall from his beard and bounce off his shirt, they inevitably land on the floor, inviting exotic foreign insects to crawl under your skin at night. 为嘛招人嫌:那些面包屑从他的胡子上掉下来或者从衣服上弹下来,就肯定会落到地板上,招来各种奇异的昆虫在半夜爬过你的皮肤。(鸡皮疙瘩都起来了) top-bunk bladder 住在上铺永远尿急的人 At least he waits till he gets down to do it. 你已经很幸运啦,至少他没在上铺直接解决吧! How to identify: Up and down that bunk ladder like he ’s on night duty, this leaky faucet can't remain still for more than 90 seconds before having to clamber back down from his bunk in the noisiest fashion possible for a 29t