[关于幽默英语小短文有翻译] 英语幽默小短文 英语学习在我国已轰轰烈烈地开展了几十年。英语学习书籍各种各样。从小学,初中,中学到大学不断贯彻英语教学,可以说英语学习已成为一个热门话题。本文是关于幽默英语小短文有翻译，盼望对ey rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. 两个殷切的钓鱼爱好者要进展一次钓鱼之旅。他们租了一切所需的器材：鱼线盘，钓竿，浅水服，小船，汽车，甚至一间林中小屋。为此，他们花了好多的钱。 The first day they go fishing, but they dont catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
第一天去钓鱼，他们什么也没钓到。其次天和第三天也是如此。直到最终，在他们旅行的最终一天，其中一个人钓到了一条鱼。 As theyre driving home theyre really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars? 回家的路上，他们都感到非常懊丧。一个人对另一个人说：你发觉没有?为了钓这条倒霉的鱼，我们花了1500块钱? The other guy says, Wow! Its a good thing we didnt catch any more! 另一个人说：噢!幸亏我们没有钓到更多的鱼。 关于幽默英语小短文有翻译：Little Voice A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought how weird.
