老友记第一季字幕.doc

老友记第一季字幕
The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate 六人行 第1季 第01集 莫妮卡的新室友
There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I wknow. How should I know? 她都不知道,我怎么会知道?
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 有时候我希望我是女同性恋…
Did I say that out loud? 我大声说出来啦?
I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了,他们看起来还好
Oh,really? 噢,真的吗?
So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing.. 那我凌晨三点接到一个女人打来的可笑 抽泣着说
I'll never have grandchildren, was what? A wrong number? “我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.〞是怎么回事?打错 啦?
Sorry. 对不起
Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 没事的,罗斯,瞧. 你现在感到很痛苦
You're angry. You're hurting.
Can I tell you what the answer is? 我告诉你答案是什么?
Strip joints! 脱衣舞俱乐部!
Hey,you're single. Have some hormones. 别这样,你单身了!有需求的!
But I don't want to be single,okay? 我不想单身,好吗?
I just want to be married again. 我只想….再次结婚!
And I just want a million dollars! 而我只想要100万美金!
Rachel? Oh,Monica! Thank God! 瑞秋?! 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!
I went to your building.. 我刚到你那里去,而你不在,
and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are. 那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里,你真在这里,你真在这里!
Can I get you some coffee? Decaf. 你想点咖啡吗? 无咖啡因的
Everybody,this is Rachel,a Lincoln High survivor. 好了,各位,这位是瑞秋,另一个林肯高中的幸存者
This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.. 这就是各位啦 这是钱德,菲比
Joey. Remember my brother,Ross? 乔伊. 还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?
Sure! 当然,你好! 你好
You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 那你现在可以告诉我们了吗,还是再等等四位湿漉的伴娘?
Well,it started about a half hour before the wedding. 好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时.
I was in the room with all the presents.. 我在礼品间里
and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 我正看着那个船形卤肉盘. 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘
When all of a sudden 然后,突然
Sweet 'N Low? 有代糖〔既甜又低热量〕吗?
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. 我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘 比对贝瑞更有冲动!
I got freaked out,and it hit me: 然后我吓呆了,突然想到:
How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 贝瑞看起来多象土豆头先生呀
I always knew he looked familiar,but.. 我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…
I had to get out of there,and I started wond