爱丽丝梦游仙境(恶搞版).doc

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场景:郊外的树下
人物:爱丽丝、兔子先生
旁白很久以前,古老的城市里流传着一个传说,如果是纯真可爱的少女,到郊外的那棵有
Long long ago ,there is a rumour in the old a inncent and lovely girl falls asleep on the
(just dance)
树洞的树下睡着了的话,就会有一位兔子先生来带她去到梦幻的仙境,遇见梦幻的王子……
outskirts of the tree hole, a Mr rabbit will take her to the wonderland,and she will meet the deam prince。
爱丽丝:所谓的纯真可爱的少女~不就是像我这样的人吗?看我一身纯白的衣裙,(转圈,
A:who is a innocent and lovely girl ? Isn’t it me! (innocence)Look at my white dress, and my
展示衣裙。) 如春风般的可爱容貌~(自我陶醉中……)啊~~~如此纯真可爱的我,是一定
lovely smile… like spring. So smart as me,I will sure meet
会见到梦幻中的王子的~!说起来,昨天通宵上网还真的想睡了,还是睡一下吧!
my deamly prince. I surfed all through the night,I’m sleepy ,let me have a sleep
(爱丽丝在树下坐下,闭眼入睡)
兔子先生(上场,环视四周):好不容易放出传言说可以带美少女到梦幻界去,但是一年到
R:it is hard for me to get people into the saying that I can take the beautiful girl to the wongderland .But all year round,
头来的都是一些连是不是女人都分不清楚的丑八怪,我难得到外面来观光一下的说,想看看
No one but monsters came to me I can hardly tell wether they were men or women,I hardly ever went out for a seeing ,
(monster)
美女也没错吧?
What if I miss the beautiful girls
(走到树下,看到爱丽丝。)
兔子先生:啊,今天来的这个看上去还不错呢,正好我假期快结束了,运气真好呢~(蹲下
R; oh this girl looks good。My vocation is going to be over,what good luck!
来,仔细的看着爱丽丝)恩……稍微单薄了点……但还好。
She is a little thin, but just ok !.
爱丽丝(醒来):啊!色狼!!(把兔子先生一把推开)
A:oh, a bastard!!
兔子先生(站稳):你说什么!?你见过有这样风度翩翩英俊潇洒的色狼吗!!?(整理头
R: What? H