三打白骨精 - 剧本.doc

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三打白骨精 - 剧本
正文 第一篇：三打白骨精 - 剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
v 芦苇荡-
v 旁白: Five hundred years ago, theYou are too childish.(变成B1)
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呃，呃，电网？你们太幼稚了。 v 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入吗？
v 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
抱歉，大妈。我们在玩斗地主，三个人就够了！ v 白骨精: Oh, Chance! Bomb! 欧，机会！炸弹！ v 唐僧: Bomb? (打出) 炸弹
v 白骨精: Double King! 王炸！
v 唐僧: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 欧„„我赢了！呃，女士，你是个高手。进来教我！ v 悟空: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!
欧，妖怪！ v 白骨精: Ah„„
啊„„
v 唐僧: Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老师！ v 悟空: She is a monster!
她是妖怪！ v 唐僧: Nonsense!
胡说！
v 悟空: Oh, please don’t„„ 欧，不要„„ v 唐僧: It’s too late! 太晚了！
v 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„
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请，请，欧，不„„
v 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!
悟空，我对你很失望！
v 白骨精: Hm! Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
呃！孙悟空，我给你点颜色看看！ v 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看见我女儿了吗？ v 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!
女儿？对不起，没看见！
v 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby! What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it! Why is it always me who gets hurt?
欧，我可怜的孩子！你这是怎么了？告诉我，谁杀了你？我受不了了！为什么受伤的总是我？ v 悟空: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
妖怪，我要把你打入地狱！
v 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧) 师父，还好吗？ v 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?
看，这是几？
v 唐僧: Two„(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
二„„孙悟空，游戏结束！
v 白骨精3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„my daughter, my wife! Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it .I d
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idn't realize it until it was gone. There is nothing more miserable than it .If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”. If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand -
欧„„女儿，老伴！谁干的？曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到了失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对我妻子和女儿说三个字“我爱你”。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是„„一万年 v 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
妖怪，我要杀了你！
v 白骨精3