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[西游记三打白骨精原文(yuánwén)]三打白骨精原文
第一篇三打白骨精原文:英语话剧(huàjù)剧本搞笑版《三打白骨精》
Three Times’ Beating Monster

B1: 〔倒)Ah。
E:How beautiful a girl
J:You can’t,you can’t ,whatever he did,he is our big brother;don’t be sad ,there are more beautiful girls waiting for you on our way to the west
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t。
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more。you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no。(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太
婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter
T: Daughter...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: 〔咬牙切齿〕You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it!!(哭喊)


S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: 〔想阻止，未及〕You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: MonsterYou are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)〔音乐，营造 “假〞悲伤气氛〕《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don"t mention that guy any