赵本山范伟小品儿子大了台词.doc

赵本山范伟小品儿子大了台词赵:古人云,鸡抱窝,鸭下蛋,谁的活儿谁去干小时候算命先生说我是,埋在土里的珍珠,迟早会灿烂。这不,已经被埋没六十二年的老人参,突然被发现。今天,我是代表我们村里老少爷们的心愿,找我儿子刘百万,进行一次合作项目的重要谈判,只许成功,不许失败。---------------------到了,唉看我儿子的门前还修这么大台阶呢,王:唉,老头儿,你找谁,赵:不找谁,我想亲自接见一下你们总经理王:你要见我们老总,赵:老总,有我在这儿,他就是小总王:你是谁啊,赵:谁,这屋归谁管,是不是刘百万,鄙人是刘百万之爹刘老根王:你是我们刘总他爹,monneurologicaldiseasepathogenesis,clinicalmanifestations,diagnosis(localizedandqualitativediagnosis),(1)numberofdiseasesandcases:thenumberofdiseasecases(?)2030cerebralhemorrhagecerebralinfarctionaftersubarachnoidhemorrhage:reportof55ofencephalitismeningitisin510103migrainesParkinson'sdiseaseepilepsysclerosismultiplexmorethan52spinaldiseaseGuillain-Barre(Guillain-Barre)syndromein10singleneuropathyormultipleweeksSurroundingnerve5(2)basicskillsrequired:namecases(?)standardfullneurologicalphysicalexaminationsandlocate60waistsize10reading20EMG-EEGreading20skullandspinalCTreading80headandspineMRIreading80DepartmentofNeurology...(2)clinicalknowledgeandhighskills:basicstandardsonthebasisoffurtherahighstandardofinflammatoryanddegenerativediseasesofthenervoussysteminpathogenesis,clinicalpresentation,diagnosis,,epilepsy,EEG;grasptheimagingofinflammationanddegenerationofthenervoussystem,aswellastheresultsofTranscranialDopplerexaminationofclinicalsignificance.(3)foreignlanguage,teaching,researchandotherrequirements:canreadprofessionalforeignlanguagedocumentsandperformsimplemedicalEnglish赵:换衣服干啥,范:我不是让你给邮寄一套西服吗,赵:收到了,你也真能整,瞅你爹这体型是穿洋服地吗,不合身给村长了范:你咋给他了捏,那可是皮尔卡丹啊。赵:对,可不卡裆,我穿卡裆,他穿也卡裆王:我再去给老人家买一套吧。(你快去吧)赵:孩子,回来。丫头怎么称呼,范:爹,您就管她叫王怡吧赵:什么,辈儿这么大吗赵:我要叫姨,你得叫姨奶呗王:大叔,您误会了,我的名字叫王怡。竖心儿那个怡,当快乐讲赵:这扯不扯,那你干脆叫王快乐多好范:王怡你快去吧,monneurologicaldiseasepathogenesis,clinicalmanifestations,diagnosis(localizedandqualitativediagnosis),(1)numberofdiseasesandcases:thenumberofdiseasecases(?)2030cerebralhemorrhagecerebralinfarctionaf