小学简单英语幽默笑话 小学简单英语幽默笑话 小学简单英语幽默笑话1： A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn . "If you don"t back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won"t like what I"m going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn"t have liked to have done back there" asked the farmer"s son. "Back up two miles," replied the farmer. 一位农夫和她的儿子乘坐轻便马车来到一段窄路，她们碰到一个开车 的人向相反的方向去。两个方向的两英里以内全部没有地方能够使她们相擦而过。 驾车人甚是着急，按响了喇叭。 “假如你不后退，”农夫说着撸起了袖子，“我可 不喜爱我将不得不做的事。”司机吃惊不小，挂上倒挡，向后退了两英里，让轻 便马车先过去。 “刚才在那儿你说过的你不喜爱要做的事是什么”农夫的儿子问道。 “退后两英里，”农夫回复道。 小学简单英语幽默笑话2： A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do "Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!" 母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她马上将她抱 起，头朝下不停地拍打她的后背，她咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在 外面的孩子父亲喊道： “你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬 币!我该怎么办呢”孩子她爸大声回复道：“再喂她几枚镍币!” 小学简单英语幽默笑话3： A gentleman was invited for dinner.
